Weather Watch

The back fields don’t look like the photo yet, but I’m off on our walk early this morning. We have a storm on the way that is scheduled to start around noon time. Quite a mixed bag if we are to believe the weather office. Snow,freezing rain,ice pellets and rain, some schools have already been cancelled for the day. I’m ready, have lots of wood in, in case we lose power, lots of pellets in for the stove and lots of food in the fridge. Now better get my act together and do my daily walk. I will leave you with this rather funny article.
A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the West London car sales room with much excitement. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 120mph. “Amazing!” he thought as he flew down the M4, enjoying pushing the pedal to the floor even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

“I can get away from him – no problem!” thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 140mph, then 150. Suddenly, he thought, “What on earth am I doing? I’m too old for this nonsense!” So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver’s side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”

The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman, thought for a moment and replied, “Years ago my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.”

“Have a good day, Sir”, said the policeman.

Cheers and keep reading. (let snow let it snow)

About irishroverpei

Author of "Lily & Me", "The Royal Navy & Me" and Chapter XXl Armageddon. Writer, blogger and RN Submariner, antique automobile enthusiast.
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1 Response to Weather Watch

  1. SharpsBus says:

    Lisa here,
    I can never remember a good joke – only the knock-knock types for the kids. I’ll remember this one though as we have a couple of bobby mates round here! hehe

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