West Coast Safe from Attack

Canadians living on the West Coast can finally relax in the knowledge that an invasion by Hawaiian war canoes is now much less likely. The announcement that our one submarine (HMCS Victoria) that can actually go to sea has at last fired a torpedo!!! That should keep our shores safe Eh!!! Mind you we are not as safe on the East Coast, our submarines are still high and dry here. Not too worry though, we might soon have some new expensive jet fighters? It is rumoured these vastly advanced fighters will have the latest robo-communication system fitted. If we can’t defeat the enemy we can always misdirect them to the wrong country!!!
Cheers and keep reading.