Beware of Retired Sailors-We Are Senior Gentlemen Now!!!!!!

HMS Cockade ships company 1956

HMS Cockade ships company 1956

Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, talking about George an old retired Submariner

Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.”

Edna: “Well, I’ll tell you. He showed up at my flat at 7 pm, immaculately dressed like such a fine gentleman with a bunch of beautiful flowers for me! Then he takes me downstairs where a limousine with uniformed

chauffeur is waiting. He takes me out for a fantastic dinner; lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. He then took me to the theatre to see a show. Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! He takes me back to my flat I invite him in for coffee and then…….he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears
off my expensive new dress and has his way with me three times!”
Dorothy: “Goodness gracious!… so you are telling me I shouldn’t go out with him?”

Edna: “No, no, no… I’m just saying, wear an old dress.”

A wee joke to begin the week.
God Bless and keep reading

About irishroverpei

Author of "Lily & Me", "The Royal Navy & Me" and Chapter XXl Armageddon. Writer, blogger and RN Submariner, antique automobile enthusiast.
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