The French policeman stops this car and asks the Submariner if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, he admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a Frenchman, and that he drank champagne and a couple bottles of wine at the reception and quite a few glasses of Pusser’s Rum afterwards.
Quite outraged, the policeman asks the Submariner if he knows why he has just been arrested and proceeds to carry out a breathalyser test. With humour, the Submariner answers:
Pardon me Monsieur Gendarme I don’t want to be rude but you do know that this is a British car and that my wife is driving….. on the right side???
Sorry couldn’t resist this RHD joke, you have to love the French!!!!
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