I thought this might lighten the mood of most Canadians living in Ontario and all points East. We are not the only ones suffering this winter.
Chilled Victoria commuters faced their first day of winter hell today,
> as 0.35 centimeters of the peculiar white stuff fell, bringing
> the island to its knees and causing millions of dollars worth of
> damage to the marijuana crops. Scientists suspect that the substance is
> some form of frozen water particles and experts from Saskatchewan are
> being flown in. With temperatures dipping to the almost but not quite
> near zero mark, Victorians were warned to double insulate their
> lattes before venturing out.
>
> Victoria police recommended that people stay inside except for
> emergencies, such as running out of espresso or gluten free crackers to
> see them through Victoria’s most terrible storm to date. The local Canadian Tire
> reported that they had completely sold out of fur-lined sandals.
>
> Drivers were cautioned to put their convertible tops up, and several have
> been shocked to learn that their SUV’s actually have four wheel drive,
> although most have no idea how to use it.
>
> “The government has to do something,” snarled an angry Trevor Warburton.
> “I didn’t pay $540,000 for my one bedroom condo so I could sit around and
> be treated like someone from Edmonton.”
It was thought we should try to help those poor people get through this difficult time. Several ideas were proposed such as sending in the troops, or snow plows from adjoining provinces. However, in the end it was decided we only need send in Mayor Ford of Toronto, he’ll “crack” the situation.
Sorry no rant for this stormy Monday morning, just a wish for a Very Happy Christmas.
God Bless and keep reading.
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