The hospital Bill
>>> A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.
>>> The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.
>>> The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he
>>> had emergency open heart bypass surgery.
>>> He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the
>>> Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard
>>> loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to
>>> pay for his treatment.
>>> “Do you have health insurance?” she asked.
>>> He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”
>>> The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?”
>>> He replied, “No money in the bank.”
>>> Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?”
>>> asked the irritated nun.
>>> He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.”
>>> The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters!
>>> Nuns are married to God.”
>>> The patient replied, “Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”
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