No Sex Talk Today,Its Sunday!!!!

IMG_1454Its Sunday and raining so no top down drive to church this morning. The Mini will have to stay in the garage. Linda is one year and a day older than yesterday, but I think she had a good birthday with lots of good wishes from her many friends. Young or old she remains the light of my life.

Speaking of light, how about a little light humour?

> Two engineering students were riding across a university campus when one
> said, “Where did you get such a great bike?”
> The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding
> my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike,
> threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you
> want.”
> The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, “Good choice;the clothes
> probably wouldn’t have fit you anyway.”
> Understanding Engineers – Take Two
> To the optimist, the glass is half full.
> To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
> To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
> Understanding Engineers – Take Three
> A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
> particularly slow group of golfers.
> The engineer fumed, “What’s with those guys? We must have been waiting for
> fifteen minutes!”
> The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such inept golf!”
> The priest said, “Here comes the greens keeper. Let’s have a word with him.”
> He said, “Hello, George! What’s wrong with that group ahead of us? They’re
> rather slow, aren’t they?”
> The greens keeper replied, “Oh, yes. That’s a group of blind firefighters.
> They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we
> always let them play for free anytime.”
> The group fell silent for a moment.
> The priest said, “That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for
> them tonight.”
> The doctor said, “Good idea. I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist
> colleague and see if there’s anything he can do for them.”
> The engineer said, “Why can’t they play at night?”
> Understanding Engineers – Take Four
> What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
> Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.
> Understanding Engineers – Take Five
> The graduate with a science degree asks, “Why does it work?”
> The graduate with an engineering degree asks, “How does it work?”
> The graduate with an accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost.
> The graduate with an arts degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”
> Understanding Engineers – Take Six
> Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
> Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features
> yet.
> Understanding Engineers – Take Seven
> An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and
> said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
> He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
> The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a
> beautiful princess,
> I will stay with you for one week.”
> The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it
> to the pocket.
> The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess,
> I’ll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want.”
> Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his
> pocket.
> Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful
> princess and that I’ll stay with you for one week and do anything you want.
> Why won’t you kiss me?”
> The engineer said, “Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a
> girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool.”

Have a good Sunday, God Bless and keep reading.

About irishroverpei

Author of "Lily & Me", "The Royal Navy & Me" and Chapter XXl Armageddon. Writer, blogger and RN Submariner, antique automobile enthusiast.
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