Balancing of Politically Correct Racist Jokes

Have you ever wondered why it’s OK to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Chinese,

the French (including French Canadians) etc etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims?

We need to level the playing field for the sake of political correctness…..

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:



1. If you refine heroin for a living,
but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.


2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can’t afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.


3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.


4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand
but consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.


5. If you think vests come in two styles:
Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim 


6. If you can’t think of anyone
you haven’t declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.


7. If you consider television dangerous
but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.


8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones
have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.


9. If you have nothing against women
and think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.


10. If you find this offensive   and don’t forward it,
You may be a Muslim.


God Bless and keep reading

About irishroverpei

Author of "Lily & Me", "The Royal Navy & Me" and Chapter XXl Armageddon. Writer, blogger and RN Submariner, antique automobile enthusiast.
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