Listen for the Bells!!!!!


With all the chickenshenanigans going on in the Province with the Liberals running around like chickens with their heads cut off and looking for a new leader  we might well remember to listen for a bell. Remember every bell you hear may not be a Christmas bell!!!!

Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred
young  ‘pullets’ and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup
pot  and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached
them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell
from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by
just listening to the bells.

Fred’s favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but
this morning he noticed old Butch’s bell hadn’t rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy
chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters

coming, would run for cover.

To Fred’s amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it
couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to
the next one.

Fred was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Cheltenham
Show  and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the “No Bell Piece Prize,”
but  they also awarded him the “Pulletsurprise” as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a
politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted
awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting
populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention.

Vote carefully in the next election, you can’t always hear the
bells.

God Bless and keep reading

About irishroverpei

Author of "Lily & Me", "The Royal Navy & Me" and Chapter XXl Armageddon. Writer, blogger and RN Submariner, antique automobile enthusiast.
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