Arsenal Drop Three Points


arsenal pennentI suppose I should be depressed today as I get myself ready for Church. Arsenal managed to lose their game to Tottenham yesterday by a score of 2-1. It was a London Derby and a disappointing one for me. The gunners have dropped back to sixth spot in the league as Spurs leapfrog ahead of the them to fifth. In the Mersey Side Derby Liverpool and Everton ended in a scoreless tie. Man City save a point in the game against Hull City equalizing the score 1-1 on a free kick in the dying minutes. Off to church to pray for better Arsenal results in the coming weeks, I can only hope!!!!!Too make things worse apparently more snow is coming Monday-Tuesday, not sure how much yet, but any is too much. We have received over five feet of snow in the last thirteen days,

However its not good to be depressed so read on.

Irish blonde…

   An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the
casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand
dollars in a single roll of the dice.

    She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when
I’m completely nude.” with that, she stripped from the neck down,
rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, “Come on, baby,
Mama needs new clothes!”
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed.
“Yes! Yes! I won, I won!” She hugged each of the dealers, picked
up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

   The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?” The other
answered, “I don’t know – I thought you were watching.”

   MORAL OF THE STORY

    Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb,
….. but all men…are men!
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    Global Facts About Sex

    At any given moment:

 FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex – right now.
FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.
FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
FACT: 1 old person is reading emails.

    You hang in there, sunshine!

God Bless and keep reading

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About irishroverpei

Author of "Lily & Me", "The Royal Navy & Me" and Chapter XXl Armageddon. Writer, blogger and RN Submariner, antique automobile enthusiast.
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