Italian Wedding Test


I was a very happy man.   My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.   So we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me.  It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me.   I always got more than a nice view.It had to be deliberate.  She never did it around anyone else.

One day she called me and asked me to come over.  ‘To check my Sister’s wedding- invitations’ she said.

She was alone when I arrived.  She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me.  She couldn’t overcome them anymore.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.   She said “Before you commit your life to my sister”.Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn’t say a word.  She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom” she said,  “if you want one last wild fling,  just come up and have me”.

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment.  Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.   I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Low And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me.   He said, ‘Paulie, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.  We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter.  Welcome to the family my son.’

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

Yeah!! and you were thinking????????

God Bless and keep reading

About irishroverpei

Author of "Lily & Me", "The Royal Navy & Me" and Chapter XXl Armageddon. Writer, blogger and RN Submariner, antique automobile enthusiast.
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