Sunday Morning Irish Humour

Having a laugh at the expense of the Irish.donkeyUntitled attachment 00046
A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say it’s definitely race related…
Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8….
Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one but after looking through her knickers drawer and finding a nurse’s outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman’s uniform, he finally decided if she can’t hold down a job, she’s not for him.

This final joke is accurate and has been verified by a Canadian submarine that accidentally collided with the Titanic during a test dive.
After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanic’s swimming pool was still full.-hmcscornerbrook2

God Bless and keep reading

About irishroverpei

Author of "Lily & Me", "The Royal Navy & Me" and Chapter XXl Armageddon. Writer, blogger and RN Submariner, antique automobile enthusiast.
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