Wade MacLauchlan was touring the PEI countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo. Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, and they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
Wade says to the chauffeur: ‘You were driving, you get out and check.’ The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead. ‘You were driving; go and tell the farmer,’ says Wade.
Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face. ‘My god, what happened to you?’ asks Wade. The chauffeur replies: ‘When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter took me upstairs and made love to me.’