A Little Election Day Levity


The chauffeur…


Wade MacLauchlan was touring the PEI countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo. Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, and they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.

Wade says to the chauffeur: ‘You were driving, you get out and check.’ The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead. ‘You were driving; go and tell the farmer,’ says Wade.

 Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face. ‘My god, what happened to you?’ asks Wade. The chauffeur replies: ‘When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter took me upstairs and made love to me.’

 ‘What on earth did you say to them?’ asks Wade. ‘I knocked on the door, and when they answered, I said to them, “I’m Wade MacLauchlan’s chauffeur and I’ve just killed the jackass.”donkeyUntitled attachment 00046

Now will you consider voting GREEN!!!!

God Bless and keep reading

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About irishroverpei

Author of "Lily & Me", "The Royal Navy & Me" and Chapter XXl Armageddon. Writer, blogger and RN Submariner, antique automobile enthusiast.
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2 Responses to A Little Election Day Levity

  1. baconburner says:

    I hope Wades handlers show him this It is an Oldie But GOODIE well done all the best on your election…..

  2. irishroverpei says:

    Cheers Robby

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