A Little Election Day Levity

The chauffeur…

Wade MacLauchlan was touring the PEI countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo. Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, and they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.

Wade says to the chauffeur: ‘You were driving, you get out and check.’ The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead. ‘You were driving; go and tell the farmer,’ says Wade.

 Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face. ‘My god, what happened to you?’ asks Wade. The chauffeur replies: ‘When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter took me upstairs and made love to me.’

 ‘What on earth did you say to them?’ asks Wade. ‘I knocked on the door, and when they answered, I said to them, “I’m Wade MacLauchlan’s chauffeur and I’ve just killed the jackass.”

Now will you consider voting GREEN!!!!

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