Sorry

Sorry no time for another daily inspiring blog from the key board of the irishrover. Saturday morning is too busy. Foot clinic at 9 am, then pack a lunch and off to the Cymbria Lions Club Car Show. In the meantime I leave you this Blonde joke to brighten your morning.

A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night he’s doing a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on  his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid  blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Swedish blond women that way?  What does the colour of  woman’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being?   It’s men like you who keep women like me from being  respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people.  Its people like you that make others think that all Blondes are dumb! You and your kind  continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only  blondes, but women in general…..pathetically all in the name of humour!”

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells:

“You stay out of this! I’m talking to that little shit on your lap.”

God Bless and keep reading