A Golfers Lament.

I thought is little bit of humour might brighten your Monday Morning

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A Cow’s Tail 
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple
Bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around 
His throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, “What happened to YOU?”

“Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
Difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed
One of the cows had something white at its rear end.”

“I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
Ball with my wife’s monogram on it – stuck right in the middle of
The cow’s arse.

Still holding the cow’s tail up, I yelled to my wife,
“Hey, this looks like yours!'”

“I don’t remember much after that!”
God Bless and keep reading and have a good Monday


About irishroverpei

Author of "Lily & Me", "The Royal Navy & Me" and Chapter XXl Armageddon. Writer, blogger and RN Submariner, antique automobile enthusiast.
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