A Little Irish Humour.


Time for another weekend break from my Christmas catastrophes, we need a little time to laugh. Warning, don’t make an ass of yourself when you visit the doctor.

 

An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems….       donkeyUntitled attachment 00046


‘Dactor, it’s me ahrse. I’d loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot’.

So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.

‘Incredible’he says, ‘there is a £20 note lodged up here.’

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man’s bottom, and then a £10
   pound note appears.

 

‘This is amazing!’exclaims the Doctor. ”What do you want me to do?’

‘Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! ‘shrieks the patient.

The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc…..

Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.

‘Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat’s moch batter. Just out of interest,  how moch was in dare den?’

The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says ‘£1,990 exactly.’

‘Ah, dat’d be roit,” says the Irishman

(Wait for it………..scroll down.)



‘I knew I wasn’t feeling two grand..’

God Bless and Merry Christmas

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About irishroverpei

Author of "Lily & Me", "The Royal Navy & Me" and Chapter XXl Armageddon. Writer, blogger and RN Submariner, antique automobile enthusiast.
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