My Very Secret Christmas Cake Recipe.

Submariners Recipe Book (Classified and Ultra Secret) For your eyes only.

1 Cup Butterbirthday 2011 003
1 Cup Sugar
6 Drops Lemon Juice
Some Nuts
4 Large Eggs
1 Teaspoon Baking Powder
4 Cups Mixed Dried Fruit
1 Teaspoon Baking Soda
1 or 2 Bottles of Whiskey (Black Bush)


Sample the whiskey to check quality.

Select a large mixing bowl.

Check the whiskey again as it must be just right. To ensure the whiskey is top quality, pour 1 large glass and drink fast. Repeat.

With electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of thigar and beat again.

Meanwhile check the whiskey is still top quality by crying another tup. Repeat.

Add 2 arg leggs, 2 cups fried druit and beat till high.

Sample whiskey again, checking for tonscististicity.

Next sift 3 cups of salt – or anything, it doesn’t really matter.

Wample the shiskey.

Sift half a pint of lemon juice. Fold in the chopped butter and stained nuts. Add 1 babble-spoon of brown sugar, or whatever colour you can find an wix mell.

Whink remaining driskey.

Grease oven and turn cake into pan to 200 degrees.

Pour everything into coven an bo to ged.

God Bless and Merry Christmas.

About irishroverpei

Author of "Lily & Me", "The Royal Navy & Me" and Chapter XXl Armageddon. Writer, blogger and RN Submariner, antique automobile enthusiast.
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