Confession Time (A little Sunday Humour)


A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 talking dog2year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company. Boy: “Dark in here.” Man: “Yes it is.” Boy: “I have a baseball.” Man: “That’s nice.” Boy: “Want to buy it?” Man: “No, thanks.” Boy: “My dad’s outside.” Man: “OK, how much?” Boy: “£250.”
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together. Boy: “Dark in here.” Man: “Yes, it is.” Boy: “I have a baseball glove.” Man: “That’s nice.” Boy: “Want to buy it?” Man: “No, thanks.” Boy: “I’ll tell.” Man: “How much?” Boy: “£750.” Man: “Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!” The boy says, “I can’t. I sold them.” The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?” The son says, “£1,000.” The father says, “That’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door. The boy says, “Dark in here.” The priest says, “Don’t start that sh*t again.”

 

talking dog2

By the will of Allah

I decided to go to the local mosque in Bradford for the first time to
see what it was all about:

I sat down and the Imam came up to me, laid his hands on my hand and said:

“By the will of Allah and the prophet Mohammad – you will walk today.”

I told him I wasn’t paralyzed, But I did have a small bunion on my left foot.

He came back and laid his hands on me and looking skywards, earnestly
repeated his mantra:

“By the will of Allah and the prophet Mohammad – you will walk today.”

Once again, I told him there really was nothing wrong with me.

After prayers I stepped outside?

And Bugger me —-

 

MY CAR WAS GONE !!!!
Now off you go to church, and lock your car!
\God bless  and keep reading
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About irishroverpei

Author of "Lily & Me", "The Royal Navy & Me" and Chapter XXl Armageddon. Writer, blogger and RN Submariner, antique automobile enthusiast.
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