A Little Sunday Humour


Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But IMGthere was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what; metal, wood, plastic – anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, “If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.”
The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king’s wealth. Two young princes and a submariner took up the challenge.
The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.
The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and will not melt. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. He too went away disappointed.
The submariner approached. (he was a prince of a man too)He told the princess, “Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.” The princess did as she was asked, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the submariner married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
Question: What was the object in the submariner’s pants?
(Scroll down for the answer. )p52911361

 

 


They were M&M’s!!! – (get your mind out of the gutter!! )
Everyone knows they melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

God Bless and keep reading.

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About irishroverpei

Author of "Lily & Me", "The Royal Navy & Me" and Chapter XXl Armageddon. Writer, blogger and RN Submariner, antique automobile enthusiast.
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