No No!!!! not that Male Cycle with a Cross bar

The Male Cycle finally explained
When I was 13, I began to notice girls and hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
At high school, I went out with a passionate girl, but she was too emotional: everything was an emergency—she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So then I thought that I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but…she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found a very exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I’m older and wiser now and looking for a girl with big tits.

God Bless and keep reading

About irishroverpei

Author of "Lily & Me", "The Royal Navy & Me" and Chapter XXl Armageddon. Writer, blogger and RN Submariner, antique automobile enthusiast.
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2 Responses to No No!!!! not that Male Cycle with a Cross bar

  1. Carl Rooth says:

    Ben after reading your blog I have decided you are a healthy male but I am not sure you will be after Linda reads it. Carl

    Carl & Jan Rooth 902-892-1238


  2. irishroverpei says:

    Actually Carl I just copied it from FB too tired to think up an original blog.

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