A Little Sunday Humour


THE ITALIAN FIDELITY TEST

I was a very happy man.   My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year.   So we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me.

It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini
skirts, and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me.   I always got
more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate.  She never did it around anyone else.

One day she called me and asked me to come over.  ‘To check my
Sister’s wedding- invitations’ she said.

She was alone when I arrived.  She whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me.  She couldn’t overcome them anymore.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.   She
said “Before you commit your life to my sister”.

Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn’t say a word.  She said, “I’m
going upstairs to my bedroom” she said,  “if you want one last wild
fling,  just come up and have me”.

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment.  Then turned and made a bee-line straight
to the front door.   I opened the door, and headed straight towards my
car.

Lord and behold, my fiancé’s entire family was standing outside, all
clapping and cheering!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me.   He said,
‘Frankie, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.  We
couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter.  Welcome to the family
my son.’

And the moral of this story is:

 
 
 
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Always keep your

condoms in your car.

 

 

 

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About irishroverpei

Author of "Lily & Me", "The Royal Navy & Me" and Chapter XXl Armageddon. Writer, blogger and RN Submariner, antique automobile enthusiast.
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