There was only one little thing bothering me.
It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini
skirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me. I always got
more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it around anyone else.
One day she called me and asked me to come over. ‘To check my
Sister’s wedding- invitations’ she said.
She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me. She couldn’t overcome them anymore.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married. She
said “Before you commit your life to my sister”.
Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m
going upstairs to my bedroom” she said, “if you want one last wild
fling, just come up and have me”.
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment. Then turned and made a bee-line straight
to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my
Lord and behold, my fiancé’s entire family was standing outside, all
clapping and cheering!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me. He said,
‘Frankie, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your
condoms in your car.