More Sunday Humour


Father O’Malley rose from his bed one morning.

It was a fine spring day in his new Washington D.C. Parish.

He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the

beautiful day outside.

He then noticed there was . . A donkey lying dead in the middle of

his front lawn.

He promptly called the White House .

The conversation went like this:

“Good morning. This is Donald Trump, How might I help you?”

“And the best of the day te yerself . This is Father O’Malley at

St. Ann’s Catholic Church.
There’s a donkey lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind

as to send a couple o’yer lads to take care of the matter?”

Trump , considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the Irish accent,

thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied,
“Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took

care of the last rites!”

There was dead silence on the line for a moment . . . .
Father O’Malley then replied:

“Aye,’ tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next

of kin first, which is the reason for me call.”

God Bless and keep reading


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About irishroverpei

Author of "Lily & Me", "The Royal Navy & Me" and Chapter XXl Armageddon. Writer, blogger and RN Submariner, antique automobile enthusiast.
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