Frank always looked on the bright side, he would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstances, he would always reply it could have been worse.
To cure him of his annoying habit his friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so terrible, that even Frank could fine no hope it in.
On the golf course one day one of them said, Frank did you hear about Tom? He came home last night and found his wife in bed with another man. He shot them both then turned the gun on himself. Thats awful said Frank, but it could have been worse. How the hell could it have been worse? Well, Frank replied if it had been the night before, Id be dead now.————————————————————————————–
A wife visits her husband in prison. Before leaving she tells the corrections officer, you shouldn’t work my husband so hard, he is exhausted. The officer laughs and says, are you kidding me? All he does is eat, sleep and stay in his cell all day every day. Bullshit, replied his wife, he told me he has been digging a tunnel for months.
Its risky sleeping with someone else while your wife is away. I have to admit my guilt I have been sleeping with a pretty young female the last two night while Linda is in Newfoundland?