A Little Weekend Humour


The Merger

Mary owned and operated a small nursery that was renowned for its magnificent chrysanthemums.

Her neighbour Jack had a small kennel, where he raised purebred dalmatians.

They merged in the hope that they could combine the two and grow into an online sales.com.

Unfortunately, the flower business wilted and the market for dalmatians was spotty, so it remained a small ‘mum and pup’ operation.

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Three Iron

Arnold Palmer is playing in a big tournament and comes to a par 3 which measures 235 meters. After some deliberation, he takes out his 3 iron and smashes the ball 10 meters over the pin and backs it up to within half a meter of the hole.

A fan in the crown came up to him and said, “Mr Palmer, how do you make a ball back up like that with a 3 iron?”

Arnold replied, “Do you have a 3 iron?”

The fan said, “Yes I do.”

“How far do you hit it?”

“About 160 meters,” came the answer.

Arnold calmly said, “What the heck do you want to back up for?”

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True Love

I told my missus to embrace her mistakes.

She hugged me!!

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Life’s Philosophy

Do not take life to seriously.

You will never get out of it alive.

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About irishroverpei

Author of "Lily & Me", "The Royal Navy & Me" and Chapter XXl Armageddon. Writer, blogger and RN Submariner, antique automobile enthusiast.
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