A Little Weekend Humour


Punishment

An irritated father complained to his golf buddy, “When I was a kid, my parents sent me to my room without supper if I misbehaved. But my son has his own colour TV, telephone, computer, every computer game and CD player in his room!”

“So how do you handle it?” his friend asked.

“I send him to MY room!”

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The Difference

A teacher was asking her class: “What is the difference between ‘unlawful’ and ‘illegal’?” Only one hand shot up.


“Ok, answer, Joan,” said the teacher.


“‘Unlawful’ is when you do something the law doesn’t allow and ‘illegal’ is an eagle that’s sick.”


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Some Potty Humor (I’m sure people with children will relate)


1. While being potty trained, a nephew is being “coached” by grandma. Grandma says: “Luke, just think of the little train that could. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can…” The nephew responds: “Grandma, trains don’t poop.”


2. One of our nieces is very outgoing and sings many songs often getting the words and the tune correct. However, once in a while she errs. While using the potty, she sang in a loud voice: “It’s my potty and I’ll cry if I want to…”


3. Another nephew sang: “Row, row, row your boat gently down the street…”


4. A niece sang this popular nursery rhyme: “London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. London bridge is falling down, my bare lady.”



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About irishroverpei

Author of "Lily & Me", "The Royal Navy & Me" and Chapter XXl Armageddon. Writer, blogger and RN Submariner, antique automobile enthusiast.
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