Weekend Funnies


Maths Issue 

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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Bribing the Judge

A Judge addressed the court, at the start of a case:

“I have to declare an interest in this case. Last week, the plaintiff sent me a check for $10,000 to find in his favor. Two days later, I received $20,000 from the defendant to find in his favour.

“I have therefore sent $10,000 back to the defendant and can try the case without bias.”

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Gender Issues

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman!”

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Chicken Sale

Our supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher.

“Don’t worry, lady,” he said. “I’ll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping.”

Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher’s voice boom over the public-address system: “Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store.”

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About irishroverpei

Author of "Lily & Me", "The Royal Navy & Me" and Chapter XXl Armageddon. Writer, blogger and RN Submariner, antique automobile enthusiast.
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