Weekend Funnies

Posted on May 20, 2023 by irishroverpei

Paying your bills





Why must I prove that I am me to pay my bills over the phone?



Do strangers call to pay my Bills? And if they do, why don’t you let them?



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Light Confusion



A little boy forgot his lines in a Sunday School presentation.



His mother, sitting in the front row to prompt him, gestured and formed the words silently with her lips, but it didn’t help. Her son’s memory was blank.



Finally she leaned forward and whispered the cue, “I am the light of the world.”



The child beamed and with great feeling and a loud, clear voice said, “My mother is the light of the world.”



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Author of LILY & ME , and THE ROYAL NAVY & ME
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About irishroverpei

Author of "Lily & Me", "The Royal Navy & Me" and Chapter XXl Armageddon. Writer, blogger and RN Submariner, antique automobile enthusiast.
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