Category Archives: Just Fooling

Be Careful which car you buy.

Be Careful Which Car You Buy Five blokes in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint in Harwich, Essex. Tracey, in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them: ”I can’t let you on the ferry. It is … Continue reading

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Federal Election is a Coming

I though it was just about the right time for an explanation on Simple Politics Whether Conservative, Liberal, Green or NDP, I think you’ll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What … Continue reading

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A Little Sunday Humour

On his 64th birthday, an ex matelot got a gift from his wife, an ex wren. It was a paid for visit to a Chinese ‘doctor’ who had a consulting room in town and was rumoured to have a wonderful … Continue reading

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A Little Sunday Humour

Twin sisters in a Newfoundland Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper sent a photographer to gets some pictures of the 100 year old twins.One of the twins was very hard of hearing. … Continue reading

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A Little Sunday Humour.

THE ITALIAN FIDELITY TEST I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. So we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful … Continue reading

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A Little Christmas Eve Humour!

Butch the Rooster Sarah was in the fertilised egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilise the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This … Continue reading

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Men are Happier!

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE Needs no explanation…and is a fun read no matter your gender Men Are Just Happier People — What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. … Continue reading

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Employment Insurance!! A Little Sunday Humour

A young bloke with his pants hanging half off his arse, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the EI Centre to sign some paperwork. He marched up to the counter … Continue reading

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Damn They Missed

THIS CAME FROM A SOLDIER’S WIFE. IT SAYS IT ALL. > > I SAT, AS DID MILLIONS OF OTHER CANADIANS AND WATCHED AS THE GOVERNMENT UNDERWENT A PEACEFUL TRANSITION OF POWER ON NOVEMBER 4 , 2015. > > AT FIRST, … Continue reading

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A Little Sunday Humour

7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal … Continue reading

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