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A Little Weekend Humour

The Merger Mary owned and operated a small nursery that was renowned for its magnificent chrysanthemums. Her neighbour Jack had a small kennel, where he raised purebred dalmatians. They merged in the hope that they could combine the two and … Continue reading

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A Little Weekend Humour

Languages A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. “Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he asks. The two Americans just stare at him. “Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?” he tries. The two … Continue reading

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Davy (Budge) Crocket

This all began way back in the eighties when Budge was eight years old. We were visiting Niagara Falls and went into a local gift shop to browse. Susannah spotted a Davy Crocket hat, or perhaps better know as a … Continue reading

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A Little Weekend Humour.

Pushing a Car As I pulled into the gas station, I noticed a woman trying to push her car toward the pump. Having always considered myself a Good Samaritan, I parked and joined her in pushing her car. “What are … Continue reading

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A Little Weekend Humour.

Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ————————– Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and … Continue reading

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A Little Weekend Hurricane Humour!!!!!!

Sharing Brownies A little fellow got into a heated argument with his sister over who was going to get the last brownie. Their mother, sensing it was brewing into a full-blown argument, intervened and asked, “What do you think Jesus … Continue reading

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A Little Weekend Humour!

Flight Delay Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What was the problem?” “The pilot was bothered … Continue reading

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A Little Weekend Humour

HGolfter Pacing! A nurse noticed a golfer pacing up and down outside the operating room where another golfer who had a golf ball driven down his throat was being treated. “Is he a relative of yours?” she asked. “No,” said … Continue reading

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A Little Weekend Humour

Talking Duck (An old but good one) A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says, “Hey, you’re a duck!” “Nothing wrong with your eyesight,” observes the duck. “Yeah, but I mean — you can TALK!” … Continue reading

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A little Weekend Humour

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine…” His mother heard what he was saying and … Continue reading

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