Sunday Morning Humour


football

A Woman takes  a lover home during the day while her husband is at  work.

Her 9 year  old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides  in the bedroom  cupboard to watch.

Just after  getting into bed the woman’s husband also comes  home unexpectedly,  she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not  realising  that the  little boy is in there.

After a while  the little boy says, ‘Dark in here’.

The man, who  obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything,  let alone from a  little boy says, ‘Yes, it is.’

Boy – ‘I have  a football.’

Man – ‘That’s  nice.’

Boy – ‘Want  to buy it?’

Man – ‘No,  thanks.’

Boy – ‘My  dad’s outside.’

Man – ‘OK,  how much?’

Boy –   £125

In the next  few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are  in the cupboard  together.

Boy – ‘Dark  in here.’

Man – ‘Yes,  it is.’

Boy – ‘I have  football boots.’

The lover,  remembering the last time, asks the boy,  ‘OK How much this  time?’

Boy –   £375

Man –  ‘Sold.’

A few days  later, the boy’s father says to the  boy, ‘Grab your  boots and football, let’s go outside and have a game of  footy’.

The boy says,  ‘I can’t, I sold my ball and boots.’

The father asks,  ‘How much did you  sell them for and to who?’
The boy says,  ‘To a friend of mine for a £500
The father  says, ‘That’s a terrible thing to do,  overcharging your friend like that. That’s four  times what they cost when they were new, I’m going to take  you to church and  make you confess your terrible sins.’

They go to  the church and the father makes the little boy sit in  the confession  booth and he closes the door.

The boy says,  ‘Dark in here’…….

The priest  says, ‘Don’t start that again you little *****,  you’re in my cupboard  now!!’

God Bless and keep reading

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About irishroverpei

Author of "Lily & Me", "The Royal Navy & Me" and Chapter XXl Armageddon. Writer, blogger and RN Submariner, antique automobile enthusiast.
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